この風刺漫画は必見です！！　先日書いたリベラル　ヒーロー記事をずばり風刺しています。

 

 

私が大好きなMichael Ramirez氏が書いた風刺漫画です。

 

MikeRossTky

リベラルは宗教。CO2悪用、フリーセックス、嘘など　昔、お金を寺院や神社に支払って罪の償いを。今はオフセットを支払えば！

 

 

その宗教の牧師さんは：

 

 

Enjoy!!

 

MikeRosｓTky

アメリカでは平日夜１１時に始まる"Tonight Show"や"The Late Night"などのコメディー・エンターテーメント番組が寝る前の定番となっている。その中でTonight ShowのJay　Lenoトップの座を。

 

最近の番組より：

 

 

 

 

From Al Gore, Happy Birthday!!

 

 

MikeRossTky

 

ちょっと一息…　ユーモアなサイト　http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php

 

政治的には真魚さん系ですが。

 

MikeRossTky

LATIMESの政治漫画。

 

 

反戦の意味の一つを痛烈に描いてませんか？

 

MikeRossTky

ちょっと変わった情報がメールで来て、これは分かち合った方が良いかなと思い…

 

 

 The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500's:

These are interesting...

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of  flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and  off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway.
Hence the saying a "thresh hold."

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off It was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust."

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake."

Englandis old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."

And that's the truth... Now, whoever said that History was boring ! ! !

歴史と語源。１５００年代って大変だったのですね。

 

 

MikeRossTky

 

クリントン大統領は中国で変な意味で有名になりそうですね。クリントンさんは大学の先輩ですが、あまり尊敬はしていません。南アフリカの新聞の記事をご覧ください。

 

 

なぜクリントン版の方が値段が高いのかな？安全性が高いのかな？

 

MikeRossTky

オスカー受賞男優シャーン・ペンはリベラル活動家としても有名。イラク戦争の再開始前、バグダットに行ってサダム・フセインと会おうとした人物だから、結構筋金入りだ。

 

彼がハリケーン　カトリーヌで災害にあったニュー・オーリンズに登場。”救助”が目的のようだった。http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=59983

 

白い防弾チョッキを身にまとい、小型ボートに乗ったまでは良かったようだ。（なぜ、防弾チョッキを？）小型ボートから水を抜く穴の詮を入れ忘れた為、船が沈没寸前に。記事の写真は赤いプラスチックのコップを使って水を書き出しているところを撮ったもの。

 

その後、小型ボートのエンジンが故障、手でこぐことに。

 

でもこの小型ボート、シャーン・ペン、彼のボディーガード、専属カメラマンなどで他に座る場所がない。

 

はたから見ていた人に、”どこに救出した人が乗るの？”と野次られたそうだ。

 

リベラルの人達は結果より心づもりを重要視する傾向が。シャーン・ペンさん今後もがんばってください！！

 

MikeRossTky

 

PS-この記事は昨夜アップしたのですが、内容が消えてしまっていた。MSNではこのような問題が多すぎる…